You have most likely heard tales before of large families and their many woes. Such families are found stories like The Brady Bunch, Cheaper by the Dozen, and Yours Mine and Ours.
A new family of substantial proportions is being introduced. Maybe you have heard of them. They are simply known as "The Family". Mathematically "The Family" consist of a core of one husband and one wife. Added to this are twelve or thirteen children depending on how you count. The husband is in marriage number three, and the wife is in marriage number five, although technically only on here fourth husband. The ex's are piling up as fast as the kids. Now we are up to five ex's and twelve or thirteen kids, again depending on how you count.
Want to read on? Add to this 9 grand-children from just 4 of the children. These 9 grand-children were fathered by 8 different fathers only one of which was a son to "The Family".