Quotes from a Craft Store

"Unattended children will be given an expresso & a new puppy."

"Good Morning - Let the stress begin"

"Who are these children and why do they call me mom?"

"We don't skinny dip, we chunky dunk!"

"My wife came with instructions....LOTS of instructions!"

"You have the right to remain silent....USE IT !!!"

"I've been on a diet for two weeks & all I've lost is 14 days!"

"My aim is to keep this bathroom clean....your aim will help!"

"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality at all."

"You don't have to be crazy to work here .... we train you."